Quotes by Michael Ampersant

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Perhaps he wants friendship, friendship sans Facebook account.
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That was quick, but profound. More profound than a quickie.
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When you’re in hole, stop digging.
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Why don’t you show me your latest Prolog program?
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Classical drama depends crucially on people not having cell phones.
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Yes, we were quite satisfied. His penis is long and thin, like the dong of a chimpanzee. What can I say? Intercourse is intercourse. You want to know more?
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The average sexual intercourse lasts sixteen point to minutes," he says, breaking the spell."That's long.""I can't believe it either, but that's what the medical literature says.
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Now, if Tolstoy were still with us, he would tell us that there are basically tow types of blogs, happy family blogs, and unhappy family blogs.
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The person first showing up for a date is always the loser.